Last Night Bush Stimulated Me!

Last night I got stimulated.

It happened when I opened my mail.

I opened a letter from the IRS.

And it told me that my Economic Stimulus Payment was coming soon (I guess this technically means that it was "premature stimulation" on my part).

Hooray.

Whoopee.

Oh boy.

Nine hundert buckaroos.

Wow.

Now my big dilemma. What to do with the whopping free dollaroos that the polerticians in Warshington gave me so that I would reelect them this year?

Hmmmmmm.

New house? New car? Boat? Vacation home?

Ooops. Nine hundert bux don't buy that much today. Guess I gotta scale back my expectations a bit.

Let's see, what else could I do with it. New TV? Maybe (but that just sends most of the stimulus right out of the country).

I really wish those polerticians would give me more free bux. Then I could have more to spend on fun stuff.

Better yet, I just wish I made more bux.

Hmmmmmm… another idea! I'll use my stimulation to help myself make more bux!

I'll put these here dollaroonies back into my business where they'll multiply.

Now that's usin' my noggin.

What about you?

Your stimulation is coming soon. What are you going to do with it?

Don't send it out of the country on a new TV.

Instead invest back in yourself, in your selling, in your business.

Use your stimulus to acquire an improvement your selling skills.

That will give you a return on your stimulus much greater than sticking it in a CD or the market. The best investment you can make is in yourself.

Go multiply your sales stimulus right now with the Persuasive Selling Skills Audio Program.

You'll make more this year once you do, and you'll keep those stimulus bux circulating right here within the United States.

Sell with Pride,

Shameless Shamus Brown